The episode starts with the first of many chats between Kaitlyn and Michelle. Guys, how do you fuck this up this badly? How do you invent something that sounds like it’s a hypothetical scenario in a Cosmo Girl quiz? How is an ab-punching contest a good idea in this, or any, situation? That’s how Houdini died!!! I’m so disappointed, and if it weren’t so late, I’d call all your parents to pick you up. All of these men should be punished because WHAT? WHY? You’re all low-drama cuties (except for fun-size James Franco over there), and you just should try to make out with Michelle as much as possible because she wants to and seems good at it. I’m sorry - was this some sort of waking nightmare Michelle was having? I kept expecting her to have to take a biology final she never studied for while Tanya Tucker watched and ate egg salad. But I don’t think any of us, with all of our sleepover-related trauma, could have possibly predicted this new type of trauma that just dropped: being at a sexy sleepover with all your boyfriends and they ignore you. If you ask any woman, she has AT LEAST three sleepovers-gone-wrong stories. Have you ever watched Grease while 12 people watched you watch Grease? So the burden is now on me to explain how a period works.Įighth Grade: I admit that I’ve never seen Grease because, much like Top Gun, it is part of the white canon. I say, without thinking at all, “It’s so stupid because we all obviously know what happens when you get your period.” They do not know. Sixth Grade: At a sleepover at Vanessa’s house, the topic of conversation turns to next week’s scheduled “Body Science” classes (read: “Split up the boys and the girls and tell them puberty is weird, and also wear deodorant, kids” classes).